instagrarn:

"You have so much potential!! i know you can do better!!"image

vaspim:

Idk *masturbates*

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

thedashinghoodlum:

This was my favorite commercial as a kid

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

vikingmetalfuckyeah:

Nergal (Behemoth)

vikingmetalfuckyeah:

Nergal (Behemoth)